It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I'm gonna make a masterpiece that changes the world."

"You can learn a lot from nature if you pay attention."

"I've been thinking about getting into the music business."

"The Gang Gets Extreme - and my body can't handle it."

"I don't understand why everyone hates me so much."

"Sometimes you gotta lose everything to find yourself."

"I'm gonna be a legend, they'll write songs about me."

"The Gang Gets Quarantined - finally, peace and quiet!"

"You know what? I don't care anymore. This is who I am."

"I've learned that trust is the most important thing."

"The Gang Gives Back to the Community - we don't."

"I'm not addicted, I can stop whenever I want."

"Sometimes the best way forward is to burn all your bridges."

"I've been saving this toenail for a special occasion."

"The Gang Gets Stuck Together in a bathroom - help!"

"I'm gonna dedicate this to everyone I've ever screwed over."

"The waitress smiled at me once, we're basically in love now."

"Evolution is not real because I've never seen it happen."

"I don't need money, I need respect."

"The Gang's All Here - and we're all disasters."

"I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you!"

"You gotta have faith, even when things look bad."

"I've been through the worst, and I'm still standing."

"The thing about secrets is they have a way of coming out."

"I'm a five-star man in a zero-star world."

"Sometimes you gotta burn it all down and start over."

"I don't want to get all political here, but I have opinions."

"The Gang Gets Romantic - but romance is dead."

"I'm gonna invade your personal space with my smell."

"The Gang Does Mackinac Island - and it was terrible."