It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I found the kitten mittens! Mitts are for cats!"

"Crickets don't have feelings, so eating them is fine."

"I'm gonna write the best play ever made."

"The Gang gets Extreme, and we're all gonna get hurt."

"I'm not paying taxes. I'm going to live in the sewers."

"Flowers for Charlie - I became enlightened, then I became a monkey."

"I've been chopping up your skin!"

"The Gang goes to hell - literally and figuratively."

"I'm the Nightman! Creeping around in the night."

"You can't make friends with salad."

"I'm gonna drink more and think less about it."

"Frank is the best dad ever, even though he's terrible."

"I have a system, and the system works."

"The Gang Gives Back - and we don't actually give back."

"I don't need your pity. I'm a five-star man."

"It's always sunny in Philadelphia."

"I'm gonna get in that dumpster and I'm gonna find proof!"

"Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! If I just focus on that one thing, everything else makes sense."

"The D.E.N.N.I.S. System is flawless."

"I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels great."

"Sometimes you gotta take a step back and ask yourself what you're doing."

"I love the smell of desperation in the morning."

"You can't just make people not be scared by being louder."

"I've been saving my money, and I'm gonna buy the bar."

"Sweet Dee, you're a bird."

"I found a dead body! This is the best day ever!"

"The waitress doesn't know what she's missing."

"I don't need your pity - I'll survive on my own."

"Artie, Artie Lange would never do this to me."

"I'm gonna stay inside and practice my karate."