Marla Singer

"Rejection is inevitable, especially for someone like you."

"You wake up at SeaTac, SFO, LAX. You can brush your teeth in Minneapolis, and by the time you realize you're here, you're in Dayton."

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

"You're not your job. You're not your wallet."

"Our generation has had no Great War, no Great Depression."

"We are a generation of men raised by women."

"With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away."

"I'm never going to go skydiving again."

"You're still a slave to the system."

"Marla Singer is like a tourist attraction—you have to see it once."

"Self-improvement isn't the answer."

"Guys, what would you do if you found out you only had one hour to live?"

"You're always checking for tells."

"Everything I say is a lie."

"I'd lick your ass."

"You're not Jack. I'm not Marla. We're the chemical residue of a miracle."

"I taste blood. Do I have a fucking nosebleed?"

"I think what we're looking for is meaning."

"We're the middle children of history."

"I'm asking you to hit me."

"You met me at a very strange time in my life."

"Everything is permitted and nothing is true."

"I just came here to say two words: I'm sorry."

"What did you do to yourself?"

"Maybe we have to give up."

"You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

"This is your life now. Deal with it."

"I'm never going to let you down."

"You don't know about me without you've read this, but never mind."