Marla Singer

"Your parents are the same people who are disappointed that you're here."

"We're a generation of men raised by women."

"You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need."

"You're searching for something, something that doesn't exist."

"Only after disaster can we be resurrected."

"This is not a seminar, this is not a weekend retreat."

"You're not the car you drive."

"Guys, what would you do if you found out you only had a few minutes to live?"

"You're not a big enough to have an opinion."

"You have to give people a reason to believe."

"The crap they soak us in, it has no nutrients."

"You're not your résumé."

"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window."

"Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club."

"We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"You're not even supposed to be here."

"I am Jack's raging bile duct."

"Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment."

"The things you possess end up possessing you."

"You're not your bank account."

"I don't have a gun, but I think you should find one and kill yourself."

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

"You're not the book you read."

"Everything is evolving, everything is falling apart."

"Our parents are the generation that might improve this country."

"You're not your credit rating."

"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer."

"You're not your brand."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life."