Marvin the Martian

"Every creature deserves respect and dignity."

"The future is what we make of it."

"Oh, this is most satisfactory indeed."

"This makes me very angry, very angry indeed."

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

"Oh dear, what a mess."

"I'm very busy with my destructive plans, you know."

"Isn't he a maroon? And a scream?"

"The Earth will be gone in moments! I've only just arrived and already you're ruining my plans."

"I do hope you're taking notes, because this is quite important."

"There's something special about watching my plans come to fruition."

"I must be patient, even when others test my resolve."

"My intentions are perfectly clear - I'm from Mars, you see."

"One must always be polite, even when engaged in galactic conquest."

"The universe is full of wonderful opportunities for those who seek them."

"I find great joy in the simplest things - like planetary demolition."

"Fear is merely the absence of understanding my Martian ways."

"Change is inevitable, much like my arrival on your planet."

"A true leader knows exactly what he wants and how to get it."

"Dreams are where the best plans originate, I assure you."

"Friendship is valuable, though I rarely find it among Earth creatures."

"Knowledge of alien technology is far superior to Earth science."

"Time waits for no Martian, and we are quite punctual."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking, even when destroying planets."

"Beauty exists in the precision of a perfectly executed plan."

"Family matters, which is why I report to my Martian superiors."

"Hope springs eternal, even for a Martian bent on conquest."

"Courage is required to travel across the universe alone."

"I seek peace through the elimination of obstacles."

"Nature on Mars is quite different from your green world."