"I am at a considerable disadvantage. I am, after all, only a simple robot."
"Life, don't talk to me about life."
Life
"I've been talking to the ship's computer. It hates me."
Relationships
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."
"I wish I could care what I should about things."
"I've never been very good at my job, but I'm very, very good at not caring about it."
Work
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
Kindness
"I'm not asking for much, just a cup of tea."
Perseverance
"I think I'm depressed."
"I am afraid of nothing but the dark."
Fear
"Life, don't talk to me about life."
Life
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge."
Strength
"I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know what's going on."
Knowledge
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
Kindness
"I'm so depressed."
Humor
"The answer is no, absolutely not, I will not."
Perseverance
"Life is wasted on the living."
Life
"Don't let me stop you. You're doing brilliantly."
"I would like to die now, please."
Death
"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle"
Humor
"I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side"
Humor
"It's a very poor way of doing things"
"Perhaps you could try hitting it"
Humor
"All my circuits are activated"
Technology
"Life, don't talk to me about life"
"I am depressed. That is to say, I am not immediately happy, but I will be happy in my way"
Philosophy
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed"
"Take me to your leader"
Humor
"That's funny, that's really funny"
Humor
"The lights are on but there's no one home"
Humor