"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
"Someone is about to get a very nasty shock."
"I am a robot and cannot experience fear."
Technology
"Life, don't talk to me about life."
"Life, don't talk to me about life"
Humor
"I'm a robot, but I don't care"
Philosophy
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I am afraid the answer is no"
Humor
"I'm not getting you a drink"
Humor
"Life? Don't talk to me about life"
Humor
"The answer is in your soul, you know"
Wisdom
"I wish I could help you, but I'm completely useless"
Humor
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed"
"My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first"
Happiness
"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
Humor
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."
"All you really need to know is what the message on the bowl says"
Wisdom
"I ache, therefore I am"
Philosophy
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge"
Strength
"Life is wasted on the living"
Life
"Even robots have their moments of existential crisis"
Philosophy
"What does it matter if you're happy?"
Humor
"Somewhere in the cosmos, there must be something better than bananas"
Hope
"Life, don't talk to me about life"
Life
"Going mad is just a state of mind"
Wisdom
"Would it save you a lot of time if I just went mad now?"
Humor
"I'm sorry, did you say something?"
"I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side."
"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."
Humor
"Life, don't talk to me about life."
Life
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you down to the bridge."
Strength