Master Shake

"I'm the leader, so whatever I say goes, and what I say is we're getting a new kitchen."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure makes life easier when you got it."

"You gotta dream big, even if your dreams are totally unrealistic."

"Friendship is like a burrito - it's messy, but you keep coming back for more."

"The key to success is not working too hard at it."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"Love is whatever makes you feel good, usually involving food."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy stuff that makes you happy."

"Real courage is standing up for what you believe in, like getting that last slice of pizza."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well go with it."

"Education is important, but so is knowing when to quit school."

"The most important thing is to stay true to yourself, even if yourself is a total mess."

"Freedom means doing whatever you want, whenever you want, as long as nobody stops you."

"Peace is just what you call it when nothing's going wrong."

"Nature's cool and all, but I prefer indoor activities."

"Art is whatever you think is art, like a pile of stuff I found."

"Science is just a bunch of smart people making things complicated."

"Music's great because you don't have to think about it."

"Faith is believing in stuff without any proof, which is basically my whole life strategy."

"A real leader doesn't follow the rules, he bends them."

"Work is what you do when you have to, play is what you do instead."

"Dreams are what you think about when you should be doing something else."

"Humor is the best way to get out of trouble."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Nobody wants to talk about death, so let's just ignore it."

"The only way to succeed is to never give up, unless you get tired."

"You gotta be grateful for what you got, even if it's not much."

"Creativity is just doing stuff differently and hoping it works."

"Justice is when stuff goes your way."

"Patience is overrated, I want what I want now."