Master Shake

"Time moves too slow when you're bored and too fast when you're having fun."

"Truth is just what you can convince people to believe."

"Freedom to do whatever is the best freedom there is."

"Peace is underrated, especially when there's so much drama going on."

"Nature's great, but bring snacks."

"Art is anything that makes you feel something."

"Science is the reason we have cool stuff."

"Music is the best background for everything."

"Faith helps when logic fails you."

"Leadership means everyone else does what you want."

"Work is a four-letter word, and I hate it."

"Dreams are just wishes with potential."

"Humor gets you through anything, even the worst situations."

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes all the way to the bone."

"Death isn't something I like to think about, so I don't."

"Perseverance is what happens when you're too stubborn to quit."

"Gratitude is nice when people do stuff for you."

"Creativity is just messing around until something works."

"Justice should always be on your side."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Kindness matters, but so does looking out for yourself."

"Strength comes from determination and snacks."

"Fear is just respect for something that can hurt you."

"Power is getting other people to do your work."

"Money isn't everything, but it's something."

"Health is wealth, or so I've heard."

"Adventure beats sitting around any day of the week."

"Imagination makes life way more interesting."

"Technology rocks until you have to update it."

"History repeats because people never learn."