Master Shake

"A leader don't follow, he makes everyone else follow him."

"Work hard, or work smart. Preferably neither if you can avoid it."

"Dreams are what separate us from animals, and robots."

"Humor is how you survive when life gets too real."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I'm the beholder."

"Death is just part of the game, man. Don't sweat it."

"You gotta persevere through the bad times to enjoy the good ones."

"Be grateful for what you got, or you'll lose it all."

"Creativity comes from a place of not giving a single care."

"Justice doesn't exist, but revenge sure does."

"Patience is for people who don't know how to get things done fast."

"Kindness is weakness unless you're kind to yourself first."

"Strength ain't about muscle, it's about mental fortitude, bro."

"Fear is just your brain telling you that something matters."

"Power corrupts, but I was already corrupted to begin with."

"Money talks, and mine's saying I need more of it."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is also wealth."

"Adventure is out there if you're brave enough to find it."

"Your imagination is the only limit you really got."

"Technology is cool until it breaks down and you need it most."

"History repeats itself because people don't learn from it."

"Philosophy is just thinking about thinking, which is useless."

"Literature teaches you about life without you having to live it."

"Politics is a game for people who want power without earning it."

"War is what happens when negotiations fail and egos take over."

"Stay motivated by remembering why you started this whole thing."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, so stay ready."

"Relationships are hard work, and I don't do hard work."

"Solitude is just another word for peace when you're alone by choice."

"Happiness is a temporary state that you gotta chase constantly."