Master Shake

"Kindness is a sign of strength, not weakness."

"True strength is knowing when to back down from a fight."

"Fear is the thing that separates the living from the reckless."

"Power corrupts, absolutely. That's why I want more of it."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Health is the foundation for everything else that matters."

"Adventure requires you to be willing to fail spectacularly."

"Imagination is the tool that separates humans from everything else."

"Technology won't save you, but it might buy you time."

"History is just a series of people making the same mistakes."

"Philosophy is thinking hard about things that don't matter."

"Literature shows you how other people lived their lives."

"Politics is the art of lying convincingly to large groups."

"War is politics when talking doesn't cut it anymore."

"Motivation comes from within or from someone yelling at you."

"Inspiration is that spark that makes you want to do something great."

"Relationships require compromise, and I don't compromise."

"Solitude is the soul's vacation from other people's problems."

"I'm the leader, so whatever I say goes, and what I say is we're doing this my way."

"You know what your problem is? You think too much. Just do stuff and see what happens."

"Money ain't everything, but it sure beats not having money."

"If at first you don't succeed, blame somebody else."

"Love is just a word, man. Like 'refrigerator' - it's just a word."

"I don't need wisdom. I got instincts, and they're always right."

"The secret to happiness is not caring about anything."

"Success is when people do what you tell them to do."

"Friendship is overrated. What I need is respect and snacks."

"Family's just people who have to put up with you."

"Hope is for people with nothing better to do."

"Courage? That's just another word for not thinking ahead."