Maxwell Klinger

From: M*A*S*H

402 quotes

"Literature is where all the answers are, if you know where to look."
Literature
"Politics is a dirty game, and I refuse to play by the rules."
Politics
"War is hell, but looking good while surviving it is art."
War
"Motivation comes from knowing you're fighting for more than just survival."
Motivation
"Inspiration is finding beauty in the darkest places."
Inspiration
"Relationships are messy, complicated, and absolutely necessary."
Relationships
"Solitude is not lonely when you know who you are."
Solitude
"I didn't join the Army to be a man—I joined to escape being one."
"When life gives you lemons, make a fabulous lemonade dress."
Creativity
"The only thing worse than being understood is not being understood."
Relationships
"Sanity is overrated when insanity is so much more colorful."
Humor
"I've learned that the best way to get through hard times is with good style."
Perseverance
"Love doesn't care about your uniform or your gender."
Love
"The Army taught me that conformity is the death of the soul."
Freedom
"Every outfit tells a story; mine just happens to be more interesting than most."
Art
"Hope is what I feel every time I put on a dress."
Hope
"Life is too strange to take seriously all the time."
Humor
"I survive by refusing to accept that this is just how things have to be."
Courage
"The truth is, we're all just trying to find ourselves in this chaos."
Truth
"Friendship is when someone loves you despite your eccentricities."
Friendship
"Happiness is an act of defiance in a place like this."
Happiness
"Success is being true to yourself when everyone wants you to be someone else."
Success
"Wisdom is knowing that life is absurd and choosing to dance anyway."
Wisdom
"The greatest strength is being vulnerable enough to be yourself."
Strength
"Change is the only constant, so you might as well make it fabulous."
Change
"Knowledge is power, and I know more than anyone realizes."
Knowledge
"Education is important, but authenticity is everything."
Education
"Time is the one thing the Army can't give you back."
Time
"Beauty is my rebellion against this ugly war."
Beauty
"Faith is what keeps me sane when faith seems pointless."
Faith