Melissa Robbins

"I've never been great at reading the room, mostly because I'm not sure there's a room."

"Maturity is when you stop doing stupid things and start appreciating the stupidity in others."

"The internet is proof that everyone's weird; we just needed a platform to show it."

"I'm saving up all my good decisions for when they really matter."

"Friendship is finding someone whose weird matches your weird."

"The best part about being an adult is that nobody can tell you what to do, and the worst part is the same thing."

"I aspire to be the kind of person who has their life together on a Wednesday."

"Gratitude is remembering that things could be worse, and they probably will be eventually."

"Sleep is the best thing that happens to me on a daily basis."

"People always say follow your dreams, but nobody mentions the commute."

"I'm not awkward; I'm just authentically uncomfortable all the time."

"The best conversations are the ones where nobody knows what they're talking about."

"If you're gonna fail, at least make it interesting."

"Love is when someone sees your worst and sticks around anyway, probably out of pity."

"The universe doesn't care about your plans, which is oddly liberating."

"I'm doing my best, which isn't very good, but at least I'm honest about it."

"Every bad situation is just a good story waiting to happen."

"I've learned more from my failures than my successes, mostly because there are more of them."

"Time is this weird thing where days feel long but years feel short."

"The hardest part about change is that it keeps happening whether you're ready or not."

"I like to think I'm mysterious, but I'm probably just confusing."

"Creativity is just connecting dots that nobody else thinks belong together."

"Nobody's ever really ready for anything; we just fake it until we aren't."

"The best thing about being imperfect is that there's always room for improvement or just accepting defeat."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is admit you have no idea what's happening."

"I'm a work in progress, which is a nice way of saying 'disaster in slow motion.'"

"Art is the only place where it's okay to be completely weird and call it expression."

"Life is a series of questions you ask yourself at 3 AM that you'll never answer."

"The only constant is that everything's going to be different tomorrow, for better or worse."

"I think the meaning of life is just trying to be okay with yourself for a few minutes."