Michael Bluth

"I think we all need to step back and breathe."

"This isn't about winning or losing anymore."

"I've learned my lesson. Sort of."

"Maybe next time will be different."

"We're all just doing the best we can."

"I deserve better than this."

"Let's just focus on moving forward."

"This is what I get for trying to do the right thing."

"I'm not going to waste any more time on this."

"We all have to face reality at some point."

"I wish things were different, but they're not."

"That's the problem with expectations. They're always disappointing."

"I'm going to make this work. I have to."

"Somebody has to be the grown-up here."

"I can't believe how much I've had to deal with."

"Let me be very clear about something."

"This ends now. I mean it."

"We're going to get through this together."

"I'm not a role model. Michael Scott is a role model, but I'm not."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"As a parent, you try to maintain some dignity."

"I'm the only one in this family who has any sense."

"That's what I love about these high school girls - I get older, they stay the same age."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"Success is a marathon, not a sprint."

"You can always tell a Milford man."

"I'm buying this place."

"Family first, always."

"I need a drink."