Michael Bluth

"Power without conscience is tyranny."

"Money is just a tool—what matters is how you use it."

"Health is the only thing you can't get back once it's gone."

"Adventure is what happens when you stop playing it safe."

"Imagination is the only limit to what you can achieve."

"Technology is changing faster than our ability to understand it."

"History is written by those who survive."

"Philosophy is thinking without doing."

"Politics is the art of the possible."

"War is failure—it's what happens when everything else fails."

"Motivation fades, discipline remains."

"Inspiration strikes those who are prepared for it."

"Relationships are the foundation of everything."

"Solitude is where you find your true self."

"I'm just a guy trying to hold things together."

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"As a matter of fact, we're on the same side."

"I'm going to regret this."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I should have seen this coming. I'm not a moron, I'm only a great big sucker."

"We're not just doing this for money. We're doing this because we're a family."

"You know, I don't even know what I'm doing anymore."

"I've always been more of a ideas man anyway."

"Why should I have to go to jail for a crime someone else noticed I committed?"

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

"Maybe we can get some lessons from the master of illusion."

"I care deeply. I think that's what my mother always said."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."