Miranda Hobbes

"The most important thing is self-respect."

"I've learned that change is the only constant."

"I'm a Miranda. I have a job, a mortgage, and a meltdown every Sunday night."

"Just because I can't find Mr. Right doesn't mean I can't have a good time with Mr. Right Now."

"I'm not interested in being anyone's second choice."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."

"I don't believe in bad luck. I believe in consequences."

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

"I have a great life. I have wonderful friends and a fabulous job."

"You can't just ignore your life because it's inconvenient."

"I am woman. Hear me negotiate my own salary."

"Maybe there's no such thing as a soulmate. Maybe there's just people you love."

"I don't need validation from anyone. I'm a successful woman in her own right."

"Time is the enemy of relationships."

"I have my priorities straight. Work comes first."

"Dating is just a numbers game. Eventually you'll find someone who works."

"I'm ambitious, I'm driven, and I don't apologize for it."

"Sometimes you have to just take what you want."

"I believe in facts, evidence, and rational thought."

"Love doesn't have to be complicated."

"I'm going to be fine. I always am."

"The fact is, friendship is a different kind of love."

"I don't do spontaneous. I plan everything."

"Maybe it's not about finding the right person. It's about becoming the right person."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, forget what you did, but they will never forget how you made them feel."

"Being single isn't a problem to be solved."

"I'm a lawyer. I deal in facts."

"You can't force feelings. Either they're there or they're not."

"I don't need a man to complete me. I complete myself."

"Relationships require work. Sometimes I'm not sure it's worth it."