Monty Python

"Always look on the bright side of life"

"What's the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?"

"You're not really dead unless you're very, very dead"

"I didn't vote for him"

"It's just a flesh wound"

"We are the knights who say 'Ni!'"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

"One day you will be old and think back wishing you had done more bold things"

"The larch"

"Life is a terminal illness"

"I fart in your general direction"

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible"

"It's not about the money"

"Death is just nothingness, so why worry?"

"The universe doesn't owe you meaning"

"We must cultivate our own gardens"

"I'm not dead yet"

"What have the Romans ever done for us?"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"

"Blessed are the cheesemakers"

"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring"

"The key to a woman's heart is an apron and a fish slice"

"I'm sorry, but I can't quite remember what I'm supposed to be doing"

"You don't need to follow me. I don't know where I'm going"

"Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more"

"It's so much more important to be wise than to be clever"

"A lot of people ask me if I get tired of deflating the human spirit"

"The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good"

"I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again, I didn't in my last life either"

"The bright side of cancer is that at least you don't have to listen to Philip Glass anymore"