Monty Python

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now"

"There's nothing wrong with the universe that a suicide wouldn't fix"

"The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself"

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens"

"If you've ever wondered what you'd look like green, now you know"

"You can't just make up the rules as you go along"

"I've never felt better"

"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of family too small"

"Four Yorkshiremen fought harder every day just to keep warm"

"The time is now"

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

"So you think you're clever, do you?"

"There's nothing like a good piece of hickory"

"We are no longer the knights who say 'Ni'"

"I don't hold with paddling canoes in the jungle"

"The universe, as I understand it, is expanding"

"What is your name?"

"What is your quest?"

"What is your favorite color?"

"The dead parrot is definitely deceased"

"We are the Pythons of Argentina"

"Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel"

"You're a very silly person"

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

"I didn't expect the avalanche"

"A woodchuck would chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

"We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night"

"It's only a model"

"Run away!"

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"