Monty Python

"Kindness costs nothing but buys everything"

"Strength comes from embracing your weakness"

"Fear is the greatest teacher"

"Power corrupts those who chase it"

"Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything"

"Health is wealth"

"Gratitude is the attitude of the wise"

"Creativity is intelligence having fun"

"Justice delayed is justice denied"

"Patience is a virtue that few possess"

"I don't mean to be rude, but you're a loony."

"The way to tell if someone is truly wise is to see if they can laugh at themselves."

"Always look on the bright side of life, even when things seem darkest."

"A person who can't take a joke is a person who shouldn't make them."

"The best way to deal with adversity is to mock it mercilessly."

"Never trust anyone who takes themselves completely seriously."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans... or something like that."

"If you want to be taken seriously, you must first learn to be ridiculous."

"The secret to happiness is finding the humor in your own misery."

"Dead parrots tell no tales, but they certainly tell us about ourselves."

"Sometimes the most profound truths come wrapped in the most absurd packages."

"To argue effectively, you must first understand how ridiculous your own position might be."

"The universe doesn't care about your feelings, so you might as well laugh."

"Real courage is continuing despite knowing how utterly pointless it all is."

"Art is the refuge of those who cannot succeed at anything else."

"A truly free person is one who can admit their own complete ignorance."

"The best philosophy is one you can laugh at while you're living it."

"Change is inevitable; your resistance to it is adorably futile."

"Knowledge without humor is merely pedantry pretending to be wisdom."

"The path to enlightenment is paved with terrible jokes and bad timing."