Monty Python

"Truth is subjective until someone contradicts you with facts."

"Motivation is temporary; discipline is what actually works."

"Inspiration strikes randomly, like a poorly aimed arrow in the dark."

"Relationships require compromise, tolerance, and an excellent sense of humor."

"Solitude teaches you who you really are when no one's watching."

"Health is the slowest possible way to die."

"Family is an accident of birth you're forced to make peace with."

"Love is temporary insanity socially approved through paperwork."

"The best argument against democracy is five minutes talking to the average voter."

"Education is the most powerful weapon, though often ignored by those who need it most."

"Merit rarely defeats stubbornness in the battle for recognition."

"The universe is absurd, which is honestly its best feature."

"Honesty is the best policy unless it ruins everything."

"Forgiveness is just deciding the person isn't worth your anger anymore."

"Ambition is wonderful until you actually achieve something."

"Wisdom is knowing which battles aren't worth fighting."

"Arrogance is confidence without the accomplishments to back it up."

"Humility is the rarest virtue because it's invisible."

"Destiny is just another word for lack of planning."

"The secret to life is accepting that you won't figure it out."

"Progress is just failure you've branded as learning."

"Nostalgia is your brain lying to you about the past."

"Responsibility is the thing most people avoid until forced to accept it."

"Optimism is the belief that things will work out despite reality."

"Pessimism is realism that's given up on being polite."

"Regret is the tax you pay for having lived."

"Irony is life's way of keeping things interesting."

"Tradition is peer pressure from dead people."

"Progress requires breaking things the old guard held sacred."

"Identity is whatever you convince others to believe about you."