Patrick Star

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm not just a pretty face. I've also got a pretty body."

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"I'm ready!"

"F is for friends who do stuff together."

"I love you."

"My leg!"

"You're a wizard, Harry."

"What's the name of the restaurant again?"

"I'm stupid, what's your excuse?"

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"This is the best day ever!"

"I have an idea! What if we take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else?"

"The sky isn't blue, it's a giant dome."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Nobody likes you when you're 23."

"Look at all the pretty colors!"

"I'd like to be a cowboy."

"The future is now!"

"Tartar sauce!"

"Is this the Krusty Krab?"

"I'm not wearing any clothes."

"That's the best idea you've ever had, SpongeBob!"

"Money money money!"

"I feel pretty."

"Rock bottom is a place of great mystery and wonder."

"Sometimes we have to go deep within ourselves to solve our problems."

"I'll never tell a lie again."

"Being bad feels good."

"I'm with stupid."