Peter Griffin

"Shut up, Meg."

"All right, all right, I'm coming, Elizabeth."

"Giggity!"

"You know what really grinds my gears?"

"I'm gonna go have a cigarette right now. That cool?"

"Oh crap!"

"Lois, Lois! Hey, Lois! Remember that time when..."

"That's the sweetest thing I ever heard."

"I'm a man. I have needs."

"Alright, I'm gonna be honest with you. I have no idea what I'm doing."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."

"You gotta do what you gotta do."

"I love you guys more than anything in this world."

"Chicken!"

"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!"

"I'm gonna regret this, but let's do it."

"It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all."

"You can't just give up when things get hard."

"Being a dad is the hardest job there is."

"I may not be the smartest guy, but I got heart."

"The key to happiness is not thinking about bad stuff."

"I'm gonna make this right, no matter what it takes."

"Family is what matters most in life."

"Sometimes you just gotta laugh at yourself."

"I dream of a day when I can just sit and do nothing."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?"

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"I'd walk through fire for my family."

"Sometimes the best things in life are the simplest."