Pickle Rick

"Power is the ability to make others irrelevant."

"Money is just a way to keep score in a pointless game."

"Health is temporary, so why bother?"

"Adventure is just running away with better intentions."

"Imagination is the only truly free thing you have."

"Technology is humanity's attempt to escape being human."

"History is just past people making the same mistakes."

"Philosophy is thinking about problems you can't solve."

"Literature is proof that people have always been this confused."

"Politics is organized chaos pretending to be order."

"War is what happens when diplomacy gets tired."

"Motivation is temporary until reality sets in again."

"Inspiration is just motivation with better marketing."

"Relationships are just two people delaying loneliness together."

"Solitude is where you finally hear yourself think."

"Happiness is an illusion that requires constant maintenance."

"Hope is expecting things to improve despite evidence otherwise."

"Courage is just fear that hasn't thought things through."

"Change is inevitable, which is why it's so terrifying."

"Education is learning what others think you should know."

"Knowledge is just accumulated regret about what you didn't know sooner."

"Time is a construct that makes us miserable."

"Truth is relative to who's doing the talking."

"I don't go to meetings, Morty. Meetings are for people who can't handle the chaos."

"Friendship is dependence with a cute name."

"You either evolve or you die, there's no in between."

"Happiness is a scam invented by retail companies."

"The universe is mostly empty space, like human relationships."

"Intelligence without empathy is just cruelty with a degree."

"Progress is just failure that eventually worked."