Plankton

"A true villain never gives up, no matter how small."

"Knowledge is power, especially when it's a secret formula."

"I've made a thousand plans; one of them HAS to work."

"Even the tiniest creature can dream the biggest dreams."

"My size is my secret weapon."

"The world doesn't appreciate true genius when it sees it."

"I must be creative to overcome my disadvantages."

"There is no such thing as a perfect plan, only perfect execution."

"My ambitions are as vast as the ocean itself."

"Every no brings me closer to yes."

"I am a man of science and cunning intellect."

"SpongeBob's incompetence is my greatest advantage."

"The formula is destiny, and destiny is mine."

"I don't fear failure; I plan for it."

"Karen calculates my odds—they're improving daily."

"In the ocean of opportunity, I am a mighty predator."

"My schemes may fail, but my spirit never will."

"Time is my ally; patience is my virtue."

"I came from nothing and will achieve everything."

"The night is my kingdom, and darkness my throne."

"One microscopic dream at a time."

"Evil requires intelligence, and I have plenty."

"Money is a means to an end—the formula."

"I channel my frustration into pure motivation."

"Every genius is underestimated until they succeed."

"I don't accept defeat; I accept delays."

"The ocean is my battleground, and I am unstoppable."

"Karen keeps me sane in this insane world."

"My mind is sharper than any trident."

"I will rule the seas one plankter at a time!"