"The key to a good marriage is keeping the spark alive."
Love
"Sometimes I think about retirement."
Time
"Life is too short for bad coffee."
Gratitude
"You gotta seize the moment, Jerry."
Dreams
"The little button on top of the toothbrush - that's genius."
Creativity
"I'm telling you, this guy's got a future."
Inspiration
"That's what I'm talking about!"
"You're killing me, Jerry!"
Humor
"The moops!"
History
"Giddy up, I'm ready to rock!"
Motivation
"You gotta have a system, Jerry."
Work
"That's a shame, really."
"These are real and they're spectacular."
"Is this what the kids are doing now?"
Change
"I'm thinking about going back to school."
Education
"The Yankees! That's my team!"
"You know what grinds my gears?"
"She's a keeper, that one."
Relationships
"I got a parking ticket - can you believe it?"
Life
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
"I'm going through a phase."
Change
"These pretzels are getting me thirsty again."
Humor
"That's barbaric! Absolutely barbaric!"
Justice
"I gotta tell you, this is really something."
"You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?"
Knowledge
"Life is all about the little things."
Gratitude
"I'm thinking about taking up golf."
"That's rich, Jerry, just rich."
Humor
"You gotta have passion in your life."
Dreams
"I can't even talk about it."