Randy Marsh

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"Dude, I think I just realized something profound about life."

"You know, I've learned that sometimes you just have to take risks."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does help."

"Being a parent means making tough choices every day."

"Sometimes the best memories are the ones we don't remember."

"I believe in second chances."

"You gotta work hard if you want to get ahead in life."

"Family is what matters most in the end."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm still standing."

"You can't force people to like you."

"Sometimes being wrong teaches you more than being right."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"The only thing we can control is our own actions."

"I've learned that listening is more important than talking."

"Success isn't just about money."

"You gotta embrace change or get left behind."

"Real strength comes from admitting your weaknesses."

"I'm grateful for the life I have, even with all its problems."

"Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best ones."

"A good friend sticks with you through thick and thin."

"I've learned that pride comes before a fall."

"You can't buy your way out of every problem."

"Being honest is harder than lying, but it's worth it."

"I dream of a better world for my kids."

"Sometimes you gotta stand up for what you believe in."

"Health is something you don't appreciate until you lose it."

"I've made plenty of mistakes, but I keep moving forward."