Ray Romano

"I'm not a big fan of the outdoors. I think nature is overrated."

"Everybody thinks they're going to write a book. Very few people actually do."

"I think we should teach each other."

"I've got five kids and I'm married. I don't get a lot of time to myself."

"The key to a great relationship is patience and understanding."

"People say money doesn't buy happiness. But it does buy a jet ski."

"I try not to think about my life too much. It makes me depressed."

"Comedy is just truth exaggerated."

"You can't plan life. It just happens."

"The hardest part of being a parent is staying sane."

"I believe in working hard and playing hard."

"Time flies when you're busy dealing with your kids."

"There's nothing better than making people laugh."

"I don't understand why people are so afraid of change."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"The best part of my day is when the kids go to bed."

"I think success is just doing what you love."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still working on."

"Marriage is a partnership built on compromise."

"I've learned that honesty is always the best policy."

"Dreams are what drive us forward."

"You have to find humor in the everyday struggles."

"Family is everything to me."

"I believe in treating people with kindness."

"Success isn't about money, it's about fulfillment."

"Life is what you make of it."

"The greatest gift is time spent with loved ones."

"Courage is doing what scares you."

"I've always believed in second chances."

"Laughter is the best medicine."