"My foot in your ass."
Humor
"Dumbass."
Humor
"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."
Humor
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Humor
"You know what that is? That's the point of no return."
Wisdom
"No, no, no. That dog won't hunt."
Truth
"I tell you what."
Humor
"Shut up, fool."
Humor
"I'm gonna kick your ass."
Humor
"Worthless."
Humor
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
Courage
"You're an idiot."
Humor
"That's the breaks, kid."
Wisdom
"You're gonna feel this in the morning."
"I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't want to know."
Wisdom
"If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'."
Truth
"That'll put hair on your chest."
Strength
"You got to learn to take the good with the bad."
Life
"Get off my porch."
"Kitty, I love you, but you're crazy."
Love
"A man doesn't ask for much."
Philosophy
"You gotta work hard if you want something in life."
Work
"That's the God's honest truth."
Faith
"I'm an old-fashioned guy."
Philosophy
"You can't fix stupid."
Wisdom
"Son, you're an idiot."
Truth
"That's no way to treat a woman."
Kindness
"A man's word is his bond."
"You learn by doing."
Education
"Life's not fair, kid."
Life