Red Forman

"You've got to earn respect."

"That's just the way things are."

"A man's gotta know his limitations."

"You're making a big mistake."

"I've been around the block."

"That's what I'm talking about."

"You gotta be a man about it."

"That's the bottom line."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks."

"I don't cotton to that kind of behavior."

"A man takes care of his family."

"You're testing my patience."

"That's the way life goes."

"I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind."

"That's not how we do things."

"You've got to have pride."

"That takes guts."

"You're being ridiculous."

"A man does his duty."

"That's the honest truth."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"Dumbass."

"Good God, woman!"

"I tell you what."

"You know what that is? That's just sad, man."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"That's some dumb ass shit right there."

"My foot, your ass. Now that's gonna hurt."

"You're a dumbass, but you're my dumbass."