Who said "That's the way life goes."?

This quote is attributed to Red Forman.

That's the way life goes. - Red Forman

"That's the way life goes."

Red Forman

"My foot in your ass."

"Dumbass."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."