Red Forman

"That's just plain stupid."

"You need to focus on what matters."

"That's no excuse for bad behavior."

"A man does his duty."

"You're gonna thank me for this someday."

"That's just the way life is, son."

"I didn't raise you to be this way."

"That takes guts, I'll give you that."

"You gotta learn to take responsibility."

"That's just how it's gonna be."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Dumbass!"

"A man's gotta have pride in his work."

"You know what the problem with you is? You don't have any sense of responsibility."

"I'm gonna count to three, and if you're not out of my sight, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"Life is about hard work and discipline."

"You can't just sit around waiting for things to happen. You gotta make 'em happen."

"A real man takes care of his family."

"There's nothing wrong with a little discipline."

"You gotta earn respect. It doesn't just come to you."

"That boy ain't right."

"I tell you what, if you don't shape up, you're gonna end up nowhere."

"A man's word is his bond."

"You need to learn the value of a dollar."

"Work hard, keep your head down, and do the right thing."

"Responsibility is what separates men from boys."

"You're gonna thank me someday for this."

"A good day's work never hurt anybody."

"That's asinine."