"You need to get your priorities straight."Wisdom
"A man's gotta stand up for what's right."Justice
"I'm not made of money."Money
"You're acting like a complete bonehead."Humor
"Happiness comes from a day's work well done."Happiness
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."Humor
"You gotta learn to take responsibility."Leadership
"A man does what's right, not what's easy."Courage
"You're testing my patience."Patience
"That's bull."Humor
"Love your mother. She's the best thing you've got."Family
"Success comes to those who work for it."Success
"You gotta be man enough to face your problems."Strength
"That's the dumbest thing I've seen all week."Humor
"A real man keeps his promises."Truth
"You're being ridiculous."Humor
"Life's about making tough choices."Life
"You need to grow up."Change
"That's asinine and you know it."Humor
"A man provides for his family."Family
"You gotta have discipline and focus."Wisdom
"That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard."Humor
"Work hard and everything else will follow."Work
"You're lucky I don't put my foot in your ass."Humor
"A man's gotta be honest."Truth
"You can't buy happiness, you gotta earn it."Happiness
"That's stupid."Humor
"You're acting like a complete idiot."Humor
"Friendship means being there when it counts."Friendship
"You gotta respect yourself first."Wisdom