Red Forman

"That's the biggest load of garbage I ever heard."

"A man faces his fears head on."

"You're grounded."

"Life's about honor and integrity."

"You're gonna regret this."

"That's bull and you know it."

"A real man admits when he's wrong."

"You gotta earn respect through your actions."

"That's the most idiotic thing I've heard all day."

"Love means sacrifice and commitment."

"You're breaking my heart here."

"A man keeps his word no matter what."

"That's absolute nonsense."

"You need to think before you act."

"A real man learns from his mistakes."

"That's the dumbest idea you've ever had."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Dumbass."

"A man's job is to provide for his family."

"You can't just sit around smoking pot all day."

"I'm no expert, but I know a dumbass when I see one."

"Discipline. That's what kids need these days."

"You're an idiot. A lovable idiot, but an idiot nonetheless."

"A job well done is a job worth doing."

"I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds stupid."

"Get your head out of your ass."

"Life's too short to waste time on nonsense."

"A real man takes care of his responsibilities."

"You boys are dumber than a bag of hammers."