Red Forman

"A man's word is his bond."

"You've got to toughen up."

"That's ridiculous, and you know it."

"Hard work never killed anybody."

"I don't care what your excuse is."

"You're going to screw this up, aren't you?"

"Life's not complicated; you just make it that way."

"A real man provides for his family."

"Stop being a moron."

"That's the way it is, and that's the way it's always been."

"You need discipline, plain and simple."

"I've got no patience for stupidity."

"Be responsible or get the hell out of my house."

"Success means providing for those you love."

"You're an embarrassment."

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do."

"That's just plain dumb."

"Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get to work."

"Life's about earning what you get."

"You boys are hopeless."

"A man respects the rules, even if he doesn't like them."

"Don't give me that crap."

"You're going to mess this up, I can feel it."

"Real men don't quit."

"That's the dumbest thing ever."

"You gotta learn to take responsibility."

"Life's short—don't waste it being stupid."

"A man's home is his castle."

"You're all idiots."

"Hard work builds character."