Red Forman

"Stop complaining and do something about it."

"That's completely asinine."

"Family's the only thing that really matters."

"You need to learn respect."

"Life doesn't owe you anything."

"Don't be such a little bitch."

"A real man stands by his principles."

"That's ridiculous nonsense."

"Success comes to those who work for it."

"You're being a complete dumbass right now."

"Life's about sacrifice, not pleasure."

"A man protects his family no matter what."

"That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard."

"You've got to be strong when things get tough."

"Stop being such a baby about it."

"Real men admit when they're wrong."

"You're going to regret that decision."

"Life's about doing the right thing, not the easy thing."

"That's the most idiotic thing you've said all day."

"A man's reputation is everything."

"Stop wasting time and get your act together."

"You're an embarrassment to yourself and your family."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Dumbass."

"You know what that is? That's a dumbass."

"A good man provides for his family."

"Work hard, do your job right, and everything else will follow."

"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough."

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."