Red Skelton

"The future is just the past entered through another gate."

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."

"I've always believed that the best way to live your life is with as much happiness as you can muster."

"There's no future in anything. If there was, it would be in the past."

"I used to believe my father about everything but then I had children myself."

"Mankind has made great strides in getting along with one another."

"A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies."

"I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than to educate people and hope they were entertained."

"Life itself is the proper binge."

"Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

"The most important thing is to be yourselves, be true to yourselves."

"When you're in love, you're capable of learning everything and of believing everything."

"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're bleeding."

"I believe everyone should have the right to pursue happiness."

"Musicians want to be the celebration of sound."

"Every time you make a mistake, you're learning."

"The greatest act of faith is when a man understands he is not God."

"I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong."

"Craftsmanship is the essence of what we do."

"We all have our little faults. Mine is being wicked."

"The secret to a good relationship is laughter."

"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."

"I tell myself that I'm not responsible for what I say, I'm just responsible for what I think."

"Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy."

"Fear is the longest word in the English language."

"The heart wants what it wants, but sometimes the brain has to take control."

"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's watching."

"If I wasn't so dumb, I might have been smart."

"Adventure is worthwhile in itself."

"Imagination is more important than intelligence."