Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne

"Forgiveness is for people who can afford to be weak."

"Trust is a four-letter word, and so is mine."

"Every great villain started as someone's misunderstood prince."

"The unexamined life is bliss, which is why I've examined mine so thoroughly."

"Reality is what you make it if you have enough control."

"Responsibility is a burden I've learned to redistribute."

"Sacrifice is just another word for other people's suffering."

"Identity is fluid, much like my location and legal status."

"Destiny is what happens when you stop waiting for it."

"Passion is what drives us, often toward terrible decisions."

"The path to enlightenment is paved with very poor choices."

"Mistakes are just lessons in disguise, usually a dark disguise."

"Growth requires stepping outside your comfort zone, preferably while kidnapping others."

"Integrity is a concept best left to the naive."

"Loyalty is admirable until it interferes with my plans."

"Joy is found in the small things, like breaking and rebuilding people."

"Sorrow is just joy in a different font."

"The meaning of life is whatever you decide it is before authorities disagree."

"Suffering builds character, especially in my victims."

"Redemption is a myth sold to people who need hope."

"I've discovered that most people are better versions of themselves in isolation."

"The greatest love story is the one I have with myself."

"Adventure is really just making terrible decisions with confidence."

"Wisdom comes with age and a complete disconnect from society."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a good lawyer."

"The only constant in life is change and my inability to accept it."

"Legacy is what you leave behind, preferably something traumatic."

"Beauty is pain's best accessory."

"Mystery makes life interesting when you're the one keeping secrets."

"I've learned that control is an illusion, but a comforting one."