"I'm the smartest person in the universe. I invented my own science."
Science
"Wubba lubba dub dub! That's my catchphrase for existential pain."
Life
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die."
Death
"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer."
Truth
"I don't give a crap about your problems, Morty."
Solitude
"You know what, Morty? You're a piece of shit."
"I'm not the nicest guy, but I'm the best scientist alive."
Success
"Science isn't about knowing all the answers, it's about more questions."
Knowledge
"Pickle Rick! Pickle Rick!"
Humor
"To live is to risk everything for something that means nothing."
Philosophy
"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty. I'm Pickle Rick!"
Creativity
"Burp! You gotta understand the universe doesn't care about you."
Wisdom
"Forget everything you know about fairness and justice."
Justice
"I don't respect anything."
Freedom
"Your family sucks, but you're stuck with them."
Family
"Adventure is out there, and it's probably dangerous."
Adventure
"Time is a flat circle, and we're all doomed."
Time
"You think you're smart? I'm infinitely smarter."
Power
"Morty, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds and shove them up your butt."
Humor
"Technology is just another religion for the stupid."
Technology
"I've got infinite universes, infinite possibilities, infinite pain."
Philosophy
"Love is a chemical response designed to facilitate reproduction."
Love
"You're not a hero, Morty. You're just a kid."
Courage
"The universe doesn't revolve around your happiness."
Happiness
"I could leave at any time, but I won't."
Freedom
"Friendship is just another word for delusion."
Friendship
"Your dreams are stupid, Morty, just like you."
Dreams
"Death is the only escape from meaninglessness."
Death
"I've seen things, Morty. Terrible things."
"Patience is a virtue for people without power."
Patience