Rick Sanchez

"I'm not going to therapy, Morty. That's for people with hope."

"You want to know the secret of life? There is no secret."

"Everything ends, Morty. Everything."

"I've destroyed countless civilizations. I've built others."

"Morality is just a construct invented to control people."

"The universe is a vast, uncaring machine."

"I don't love anyone, and that's made my life so much better."

"Your attempts at happiness are futile."

"Success is just another form of failure."

"Knowledge doesn't bring peace, it brings suffering."

"Time is a construct designed to make you miserable."

"I've seen the truth, Morty. And it's not pretty."

"Freedom is just another prison."

"I never asked to be this smart or this burdened."

"You're all idiots in a world of idiots."

"Burp! Science rules, morality doesn't."

"I could solve your problems, but what's the point?"

"The only truth is that nothing matters."

"Friendship is just codependency with better PR."

"Your family loves you, but they'll hurt you anyway."

"Adventure always ends badly, but that's why it's fun."

"Every moment is terrible if you really think about it."

"I've invented more things than you've had thoughts."

"The multiverse proves that everything you do is meaningless."

"Your pain is just chemistry, Morty."

"I don't believe in anything, and it's liberating."

"Courage is just another name for desperation."

"You can't escape your own existence, no matter how hard you try."

"I'm tired of pretending to care about things."

"The universe is a joke, and we're the punchline."