"There's no such thing as consequences."
Philosophy
"I'm the smartest person in the universe."
Power
"Shut up, Morty."
Humor
"Let's go on an adventure."
Adventure
"I don't care, Morty. Nothing matters."
"You know what your problem is, Morty?"
Wisdom
"I've got to admit, you're pretty clever."
Kindness
"Everybody's a hero if you squint."
Inspiration
"Science!"
Science
"That's going to be the case for a long time."
Truth
"I like the way you think, Morty."
Friendship
"Let me do what I do best."
Success
"You're an idiot, Morty."
Humor
"This is what I live for."
Dreams
"Get in the car, Morty."
Adventure
"I'm not your enemy, Morty."
Relationships
"You have to be smart to understand this."
Education
"The universe doesn't care about you."
Philosophy
"I'm a human, not a monster."
Nature
"Change is the only constant, Morty."
Change
"You can do better than that."
Perseverance
"I appreciate you, Morty. Sometimes."
Gratitude
"Think for yourself, Morty."
Education
"The world is a cruel place."
Truth
"I've seen some things, Morty."
Wisdom
"You're driving me crazy."
Humor
"My way is the right way."
Leadership
"Money doesn't matter."
Money
"Health is wealth, Morty."
Health
"I'm done with your morality."
Philosophy