Rick Sanchez

"Nothing you do will matter in a hundred years."

"I've seen dimensions within dimensions. They all suck."

"Your intelligence is an insult to my intelligence."

"I don't need love, I have science."

"Existence is suffering, but at least I'm aware of it."

"Wubba lubba dub dub!"

"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV."

"I'm pickle Rick!"

"The universe is infinite, Morty. There's no point in doing anything."

"You gotta rip that band-aid off quick."

"I don't give a crap about your family, Morty."

"Boom! There it is!"

"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I'm Pickle Rick!"

"Don't think about it too much, Morty."

"Science rules, baby."

"Your species is terrible."

"I like your style, kid."

"We don't give a hoot about your family."

"Aw geez, Morty."

"The answer is don't think about it."

"I'm already cynical about the future, what more do you want from me?"

"Nobody likes working under pressure, Morty."

"That's the way the world works, Morty."

"You've got to want it, Morty."

"I have no respect whatsoever for your father."

"Burp-excuses are what I use to relax."

"The key is to not care about consequences."

"I'm not a hero, Morty."

"Your family is stupid, Morty."

"Time is relative, Morty."