Rocket Raccoon (Variant)

"I didn't choose this life. But I'm good at it."

"Happiness is for people who haven't seen what I've seen."

"You want the truth? It'll probably destroy you. But you deserve it anyway."

"Peace is boring. Give me chaos and people I care about."

"I'm not an artist, but I appreciate a well-executed heist."

"Science gave me this brain. Used it to get smart, then to get mean."

"Music drowns out the voices in your head. Trust me, I know."

"Faith is for people who haven't been betrayed yet."

"Leadership? I don't lead. I just shoot better than everyone else."

"Work hard or don't. Either way, I'm getting paid."

"Dreams are just distractions from what's really important."

"Humor keeps you sane when everything else goes to hell."

"Beauty doesn't matter when you're fighting for survival."

"Death's not scary. Losing people you care about is."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a good PR team."

"I'm grateful for one thing: the ability to pull a trigger."

"Creativity is improvisation when your original plan falls apart."

"Justice? That's what we call it when we win."

"Patience is something I learned. Didn't come naturally."

"Kindness gets you killed. But I do it anyway sometimes."

"My strength comes from knowing I've got nothing left to lose."

"Fear keeps you sharp. Ignore it and you're dead."

"Power's only good if you use it for something that matters."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys weapons. Close enough."

"Health is overrated when you're built like a tank."

"Adventure is just catastrophe with better press coverage."

"Imagination is what gets you out of cages, literal and otherwise."

"Technology's only as smart as the person using it."

"History's written by survivors. Make sure you're one of them."

"Philosophy is nice. Survival is necessary."