Rocket Raccoon

"A good leader knows when to run."

"Work hard, or work smart. I prefer not to work at all."

"Dreams are just things that don't happen."

"I'm hilarious. And humble."

"Beauty fades. But being awesome? That's forever."

"Death is just another problem to shoot."

"Gratitude is for people with something to lose."

"Creativity is knowing how to improvise with explosives."

"I've got big plans. They probably won't work."

"Power corrupts. But it also looks cool."

"Health? I'll worry about that when I'm old."

"Adventure isn't about the destination - it's about the body count."

"Philosophy is just thoughts you can't do anything about."

"Books are overrated. But stories matter."

"Politics is just war with talking."

"War is hell. But sometimes hell is necessary."

"Inspiration comes from doing things that terrify you."

"Relationships are complicated. Explosions are simple."

"Solitude is what happens when nobody likes you."

"Life is about making choices and living with them."

"Love is for people with something to protect."

"Wisdom is knowing which guns to bring to the party."

"Happiness is blowing things up and getting away with it."

"The key to friendship is not betraying each other. Usually."

"Family doesn't abandon you. Even when they probably should."

"Hope keeps you moving forward, even when it's stupid."

"Courage is being terrified and doing it anyway."

"Change is the only constant. And it usually sucks."

"Education? I got my degree from the school of hard knocks."

"Knowledge is power. Guns are more powerful."