Ross Geller

"We were on a break!"

"Could I BE any more of a paleontologist?"

"Science rules!"

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"The key to a relationship is honesty. Also, breakfast in bed doesn't hurt."

"I'm gonna go get some ice cream."

"That's not even a word!"

"Unagi!"

"I'm stuck in a box!"

"You have to get back on the horse."

"She's my soulmate!"

"Central Perk is the heart of our friendship."

"I wanted a dinosaur, but mom said no."

"The important thing is that you're happy."

"I'm a paleontologist; I dig up bones."

"You can't just give up on us."

"Twelve years of school, and for what?"

"I'm never gonna have a serious relationship."

"That's so typical of you!"

"I'm gonna be there for you."

"You're my best friend."

"Life is about taking chances."

"I'm not crying; you're crying."

"Everything changes when you get older."

"I believe in second chances."

"Knowledge is power."

"Family is everything."

"Sometimes you have to let people go."

"Time flies when you're having fun."

"I'm a professor; I earn respect."