Friends

"Solitude teaches you who you really are, and it's not always good news."

"Relationships are like plants - they die if you ignore them."

"Inspiration is rare and usually comes when you're not looking for it."

"Motivation is what you need when you don't want to do something."

"War is how nations solve disagreements they created."

"Politics is the only acceptable form of lying."

"Literature is how dead people become famous."

"Philosophy is arguing about nothing for fun."

"History proves that people never learn anything."

"Technology saves time so we can waste it differently."

"Imagination is what we use to pretend our lives matter."

"Adventure is just tourism without a plan."

"Health is a state of mind unless you're actually sick."

"Money talks, and it's usually saying goodbye."

"Power corrupts, but powerlessness is boring."

"Fear is just anticipation of disappointment."

"Strength is knowing when to ask for help, then not doing it."

"Kindness is nice, but it's not as fun as being mean."

"Patience is what you have when you have no other choice."

"Justice is an idea we pretend exists."

"Creativity is insanity that looks good in a gallery."

"Gratitude makes you feel better about less than you deserve."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept reality."

"Death is nature's way of saying your story is over."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Humor is how we survive things we shouldn't survive."

"Dreams are free, which is why they're usually worthless."

"Work is necessary because hobbies don't pay bills."

"Leadership is accepting blame and taking credit."

"Faith is necessary because facts are disappointing."