Friends

"Music makes you feel less alone, even if you are."

"Science is just organized skepticism."

"Art is whatever you convince people to call art."

"Nature is beautiful when it's far away."

"Peace is exhaustion disguised as tranquility."

"Freedom is choosing your own cage."

"Truth is like Schrödinger's cat - believed and not believed simultaneously."

"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."

"Knowledge weighs you down, which is why ignorance feels lighter."

"Education teaches you how to think, or at least how to fake it."

"Change is the only constant, except in sitcoms."

"Courage is fear in a better outfit."

"Hope keeps you going when logic says give up."

"Family teaches you that love and annoyance can coexist."

"Friends are people who tolerate your flaws better than strangers do."

"Success is subjective, which is convenient for excuses."

"Happiness is temporary, but at least it's something."

"Love is wonderful and also the worst thing that can happen to you."

"Expectations are just disappointments waiting to happen."

"Honesty is overrated when a good lie works better."

"The best advice is the kind people don't follow anyway."

"Solitude is nice until you realize you're actually just alone."

"Relationships are great until you actually meet the person involved."

"Inspiration comes at the weirdest times, like when you're in the shower."

"Motivation is easy when you're desperate enough."

"War is what happens when people run out of things to argue about."

"Politics is the art of getting people to vote against their own interests."

"Literature is just someone else's thoughts that got published."

"Philosophy is thinking hard about things you'll never understand."

"History repeats itself because nobody's paying attention."