Friends

"Technology is great until it stops working at the worst possible moment."

"Imagination is what separates us from the animals and boring people."

"Adventure is just mistakes you decide to call experiences."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is also wealth."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery more comfortable."

"Power is amazing until someone more powerful shows up."

"Fear is just excitement without the good parts."

"Strength comes from pretending you're stronger than you actually are."

"Kindness is nice, but it's better when people know you're being kind."

"Patience is a virtue for people who don't have anything better to do."

"Justice is blind, which explains why so much stuff is unfair."

"Creativity is what happens when you're too weird to fit in."

"Gratitude is easy when life is going well."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better name."

"Death is the only guarantee in life, besides taxes and disappointment."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and also in good lighting."

"Humor is the best medicine, unless you have a serious illness."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of practicing failure."

"Work is what you do to afford the things you want."

"Leadership is just being the loudest person in the room."

"Faith is believing in something even when there's no evidence for it."

"Music is the soundtrack to pretending your life is more interesting than it is."

"Science explains everything except why people are so weird."

"Art is whatever you want it to be, as long as someone pays for it."

"Nature is beautiful until it tries to kill you."

"Peace is what happens when everyone agrees to stop arguing."

"Freedom is just another word for nobody listening to you anyway."

"The truth hurts, which is why most people avoid it."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and crawls when you're not."

"Knowledge is power, unless you use it to annoy people."