Roz

"Adventure happens to the careless."

"Imagination is a liability."

"Technology will never replace what I do."

"History repeats. Files never disappear."

"I've won every philosophical argument. I just file them."

"Literature bores me. Give me a good memo."

"This place is a political minefield. I stay neutral."

"War taught me to trust nothing but paperwork."

"You want motivation? Fear of failure."

"Inspiration comes from watching others suffer bureaucracy."

"I've ended relationships before they started."

"Solitude is not loneliness. It's sanctuary."

"Life without order is chaos."

"Love the system. The system loves you."

"I'm watching you. Always watching. Always."

"You didn't file your paperwork correctly. Of course you didn't."

"I'm not some pushover. I know what's going on around here."

"You think you can just waltz through life without consequences? Think again."

"Filing paperwork may seem boring, but it's the backbone of civilization."

"I've seen it all. Nothing surprises me anymore."

"Rules exist for a reason. Don't like it? Too bad."

"Attention to detail separates the competent from the lazy."

"I could have been more, done more. That's life though."

"You kids think you know everything. You know nothing."

"Patience is a virtue you clearly don't possess."

"I've made my choices. Can't undo the past."

"Nothing gets past Roz. Remember that."

"Slugs. That's what most people are. Slugs."

"In my day, we actually worked for our paycheck."

"Life's not fair. The sooner you learn that, the better."