Ryan Howard

"I'm not a temp anymore. I'm a VP now. Vice President. That's what the VP stands for."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wait, that's not me. But it's true."

"Business ethics are important. Mostly."

"I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it?"

"The key to a successful relationship is communication. And not getting caught."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys a lot of other things."

"I'm destined for greatness. It's just taking longer than expected."

"People respect confidence. Even when it's not justified."

"Life is about knowing when to hold on and when to let go. Mostly holding on though."

"Real love means being there, even when it's inconvenient. Actually, no, convenience is important."

"Success is 99% luck and 1% hard work. Or was it the other way around?"

"I believe in second chances. I've needed quite a few."

"Change is inevitable. Usually change for the worse."

"Knowledge is power. So is having connections."

"Time waits for no man. Especially not temp workers."

"I value loyalty above all else. In others."

"Family is everything. My family is everything to me."

"Perseverance is key. I've persevered through many failed business ventures."

"Gratitude is important. I'm grateful for my many talents."

"Creativity comes from within. I'm very creative."

"Justice means everyone gets what they deserve. I deserve a lot."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still working on."

"Kindness costs nothing. Which is why I practice it sparingly."

"True strength is being vulnerable. Also, I'm very strong."

"Fear is just an opportunity to be brave. I'm always brave."

"Health is wealth. I'm very wealthy."

"Adventure awaits those bold enough to seize it. I seize things constantly."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. I have both."

"Technology is the future. I'm very tech-savvy."

"History is written by the victors. I plan to be a victor."