Ryan Howard

"Inner peace comes from acceptance. I accept my superiority."

"Nature teaches us lessons. I prefer conference rooms."

"Art is expression. I express myself constantly."

"Science explains the universe. I explain my decisions."

"Music moves the soul. I move myself."

"Faith sustains us. So does confidence."

"I'm not a temp anymore. I'm a VP now. So things are different."

"Sometimes I think about the future, and it makes me want to throw up."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it?"

"Business school was the best decision I ever made."

"I'm basically a self-made man."

"Dating is a numbers game. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"I'm going to be a CEO by the time I'm thirty."

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a lot of other things."

"The trick is to underpromise and overdeliver."

"I could do your job in my sleep."

"Leadership is about making tough decisions."

"Sometimes you have to lose money to make money."

"I don't have time for small talk. I'm a busy man."

"Real men don't cry. Real men close deals."

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

"I'm too important to be sad."

"Evolution is a myth."

"That's what she said."

"I'm going to fire everyone who disagrees with me."

"Friendship is overrated. It's all about networking."

"I need a hero right now."

"The customer is always right, unless they're wrong."

"I didn't come from money, I made money."